omg so today a customer had to slide their credit card like 7 times and i was like “here just let me do it. The machine can be a little finnicky” and the man was like “that’s not a good word for a young man to use. That’s an old lady word. Don’t use that word again”
like??? im sorry my vocabularly instilled the gay panic in u
pardon me as i go and crochet a doily???
He did not expect to be ambushed with a camera. Precious baby.
you attack captain america you attack me
New Sour Watermelon Sharks from Trolli.
i woke up at 4 am and decided to melt an entire chocolate bar to pour over spaghetti and pickles and then dropped some on my homework i started crying and if that’s not an accurate enough description of a period i don’t know what is
OKAY I REALLY HATE THIS POST IT KEEPS COMING BACK AND THE REALLY SAD PART IS I ALMOST DID THE EXACT SAME THING LAST NIGHT EXCEPT I CRIED BECAUSE WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE SPAGHETTI