I don't know what I'm doing. .Spent 2002-2009 importing soap scum in Ohio. Spent several months working on circus clowns in the financial sector. Have some experience implementing jungle gyms in Los Angeles, CA. Had a brief career researching the science of text messaging systems in the UK. Spent 2001-2006 selling bone marrow on the black market. In 2009 I was testing the market for ice cream in Deltona, FL. Spent several years buying and selling carnival rides in the aftermarket. Had moderate success training g.i. joes in the aftermarket. Spent a weekend writing about shaving cream in Gainesville, FL. Spoke at an international conference about developing strategies for churning butter in Ohio. Spoke at an international conference about licensing toy planes worldwide. Spent 2010-2012 importing cardigans in Mexico. Spent 2002-2010 supervising the production of toy trucks with no outside help. Had some great experience deploying Elvis Presley in Nashville, TN. Spent 2013-2014 writing about foreign currency for the government. Spent two years developing strategies for xylophones in Hanford, CA. Lead a team exporting Peruvian Puff Peppers in Bethesda, MD. Spent a weekend researching action figures in Los Angeles, CA. I go by both DeAnna and Dean, choose whichever you like. Both male and female pronouns work. Go follow samstartsariot, humannidean, slowheadturn, jackblight, ambiguous-nonanswer, mr-sammymooseaboop, sexyandthethief, and heaven-clarence
Sooo this is happening on Evan’s Tumblr. I would pay so much money for that calendar.